Commish Attacked By Trade Rep???

Once again a number of allegations are flying around in the Frank Long Invitational, and the New Commissioner is under fire from "anonymous" sources making all sorts of egregious claims.

Just this morning Trade Representative sent the Commissioner an email containing a "legal document" that was said to bring to light a scandal involving pilots licences.

However, the owner of Team Flight Slut has learned that this document is certainly contrived, possibly slanderous, and almost surely created by the Trade Rep on August 1, 2007.

We here at the Flight Slut Blog had intended to keep this information quiet, until another league owner accused our Owner and General Manager of creating this inaccurate document.

Pictorial evidence below will show who truly created this awful document which serves no purpose other than to attempt to discredit the commissioner.

However, we here at the Flight Slut Blog believe that it may be time to consider a no confidence vote on the Trade Rep.

Developing...

Final Standings

1. RSJ- 917
2. JY- 753
3. CY- 653
4. BFA- 625
5. BE- 605
6. DC- 596
7. JN- 581
8. RR- 576
9. JT- 573
10. Coop- 463

Everyone ranked 5th and below should be humiliated that they lost to a team with 9 players.

Final Four Leaderboard Update

1. Coach RSJ- 823, 4 remain
2. Coach JY- 753, 0 remain
3. Coach CY- 620, 1 remain
4. Coach DC- 596, 0 remain
5. Coach BE- 585, 3 remain
6. Coach JN- 581, 0 remain
7. Coach RR- 576, 0 remain
8. Coach BFA- 574, 2 remain
9. Coach JT- 573, 0 remain
10. Coach Coop- 463, 0 remain

Projected Final Standings
1. Coach RSJ
2. Coach JY
3. Coach CY
4. Coach BE
5. Coach BFA
6. Coach DC
7. Coach JN
8. Coach RR
9. Coach JT
10. Coach Coop

Elite Eight Standings

1. Coach JY- 753, 0 Remaining
2. Coach RSJ- 743, 5 Remaining
3. Coach CY- 591, 1 Remaining
4. Coach JN- 561, 1 Remaining
5. Coach DC- 554, 2 Remaining
6. Coach RR- 549, 1 Remaining
7. Coach BE- 548, 3 Remaining
8. Coach JT- 528, 2 Remaining
9. Coach BFA- 516, 3 Remaining
10. Coach Coop- 449, 1 Remaining

Sweet Sixteen Standings

1. Deep Throat- 631, 6 remain
2. PBFZ- 551, 8 remain
3. HCAS- 534, 3 remain
4. RRWWTFT- 522, 2 remain
5. Coach JN- 511, 5 remain
6. Coach DC- 499, 2 remain
7. BFHaters- 457, 5 remain
8. Flight Slut- 453, 3 remain
9. Dixie Normous- 430, 2 remain
10. Coach JT- 428, 5 remain

2nd Round Scores

1. Coach RR- 483, 2 remain
2. Coach JY- 446, 10 remain
3. Coach CY- 425, 5 remain
4. Coach DC- 418, 4 remain
5. Coach JC- 406, 2 remain
6. Coach JN- 395, 6 remain
7. Coach BE- 387, 5 remain
8. Coach RSJ- 361, 10 remain
9. Coach BFA- 359, 5 remain
10. Coach JT- 323, 7 remain

Round 1 Standings

Sorry for the delay in getting these up.

I'm working on figuring out a way to post the spreadsheet. I'll get it up as soon as I figure that out.

Your Leaderboard after Round 1:

1. Coach Coop- 256, 7 Remain
2. Coach CY- 255, 8 Remain
3. Coach DC- 248, 7 Remain
4. Coach RR- 240, 9 Remain
5. Coach BE- 226, 8 Remain
6. Coach JY- 221, 10 Remain
7. Coach JN- 216, 9 Remain
8. Coach BA- 204, 6 Remain
9. Coach JT- 180, 8 Remain
10. Coach RSJ- 169, 10 Remain

Official Rosters

Coach: RR
Kevin Durant- Texas
Nick Fazekas- Nevada
Wayne Ellington- North Carolina
Josh Ship- UCLA
Kammeron Taylor- Wisconsin
Derrick Lowe- Washington State
Drew Neitzel- Michigan State
Carl Landry- Purdue
John Scheyer- Duke
Edgar Sosa- Louisville

Coach: RSJ
Greg Oden- Ohio State
Taureen Green- Florida
Ron Lewis- Ohio State
Reyshawn Terry- North Carolina
DaJuan Summers- Georgetown
Antanas Kavailiauskas- Texas A&M
Jeremy Hunt- Memphis
Jamaal Tatum- Southern Illinois
Lee Humphrey- Florida
Antonio Anderson- Memphis

Coach: JY
Tyler Hansbrough- North Carolina
Aaron Brooks- Oregon
Chris Lofton- Tennessee
Ty Lawson- North Carolina
Maarty Leunen- Oregon
JaJuan Smith- Tennessee
Josh Carter- Texas A&M
Malik Hairston- Oregon
Wendell White- UNLV
Londrick Stewart- Southern Cal

Coach: Coop
Jared Dudley- Boston College
DJ Augustin- Texas
Darren Collison- UCLA
Terrance Williams- Louisville
Tyrese Rice- Boston College
Warren Carter- Illinois
Sherron Collins- Kansas
Keena Young- BYU
James Gist- Maryland
Nate Funk- Creighton

Coach: BE
Joakim Noah- Florida
Brandon Rush- Kansas
Mario Chalmers- Kansas
Derrick Ravio- Gonzaga
Daequan Cook- Ohio State
Marcelus Kemp- Nevada
Jamar Butler- Ohio State
Javarius Crittenton- Gerorgia Tech
Ekene Ibekwe- Maryland
Jamon Gordon- Virginia Tech

Coach: JT
Jeff Green- Georgetown
Jullian Wright- Kansas
Bryce Taylor- Oregon
Joey Dorsey- Memphis
Kyle Weaver- Washington State
Jonathan Wallace- Georgetown
Demarcus Nelson- Duke
Levance Fields- Pitt
Collin Falls- Notre Dame
Matt Shaw- Southern Illinois

Coach: CY
Al Horford- Florida
Brandon Wright- North Carolina
Sean Singletary- UVA
Derrick Byars- Vanderbilt
Josh McRoberts- Duke
Devon Washington- Virginia Tech
Mike Green- Butler
Robert Dozier- Memphis
Michael Jenkins- Winthrop
Marcus Williams- Arizona

Coach: DC
Roy Hibbert-Georgetown
Alando Tucker- Wisconsin
Aaron Gray- Pitt
JR Reynolds- UVA
Zabian Dowdell- Virginia Tech
Russell Carter- Notre Dame
Jessie Sapp- Georgetown
Scottie Reynolds- Villanova
Taj Gibson- Southern Cal
Curtis Sumpter- Villanova

Coach: BFA
Corey Brewer- Florida
Mike Conley, Jr.- Ohio State
Joseph Jones- Texas A&M
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute- UCLA
Randall Falker- Southern Illinois
Thaddeus Young- Georgia Tech
Marc Egerson- Georgetown
Randolph Morris- Kentucky
Caleb Green- Oral Roberts
Trey Johnson- Jackson State

Coach: JN
Acie Law IV- Texas A&M
Aaron Affalo- UCLA
Chris Douglas-Roberts- Memphis
DJ Strawberry- Maryland
Nick Young- Southern Cal
AJ Abrams- Texas
Darrell Arthur- Kansas
AJ Graves- Butler
Damion James- Texas
Jeremy Pargo- Gonzaga

Team Names

I only received team names from 6 owners. Those who did not submit team names to me will be known by the owner's name.

Team names will be as follows:

Brian Elson: ................BF Haters
Coop: ...........................Dixie Normous
JT: ...............................Long Shots
Coats:...........................Aaron Coats
RSJ:.............................Stu Jones
Norton:........................Jim Norton
BFA:.............................Flight Slut
Jimmy:.........................Deep Throat
Chris:............................Hillary Clinton All-Stars
Dan:..............................Dan Comstock

Trophy Desecrated?

Breaking News:

Unnamed sources are now claiming that one of the leagues owners may have desecrated the championship trophy in the possession of the 2006 champion. The source, who asked to remain annynomous, claims that team owner JY admitted to putting empty beer bottles and an ashtray inside the "Long Cup."

More on this story as it becomes availible, including possible audio of the admission.

Developing...

New Owner to Compete...

Breaking News:

Team owner Trey Daniel today asked to be released from the league after an extreme sports accident. Daniel's injury forced him to schedule an appointment with a specialist in Alabama on Monday, March 12, just one day before the draft.

At 5:00 pm today Commissioner Bryant Adams contacted Owner Aaron Coates to let him know that the additional spot in the league was available, and Coats accepted the available spot.

"I look forward to having another great owner in this very prestigious league," said Adams. "Mr. Coats' competitive nature makes him a great addition to a group of very competitive owners."

Adams concluded, " I look forward to a spirited draft and a great league play as we enter Tuesday's draft."

Distrubing Admission by Owner J. Y.

FLASH--FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Fantasy team owner, J.Y. earlier this morning release a video showing the official coin flip that made D. C. the 10th owner in our league.



Shortly after J.Y. release the video he sent an email that said:

"Coin flip legitimacy in question: Young may offer insight to behind the scenes action at coin flip…may not be original footage…audio tape may offer clues to true winner…developing"

Mr. Y. was correct. There is audio revealing the true winner of the coin flip as D. C.. D.C.won the filp after J.Y. refused to certify the first flip because of his admitted failure to properly record the outcome.

Furthermore, it appears that J.Y. may have an agenda in stirring up baseless alegations against the league's commissioner. When J.Y.was asked to confirm, before the coin flip took place, that it would be the official flip J.Y.said, "I, I don't want that on there." Only after being pressed on the question did J.Y. agree that because of his error that the second flip would be the official one.

LISTEN FOR YOURSELF:




AND THE TRANSCRIPT:

TRANSCRIPT OF THE OFFICIAL NCAA FANTSAY LEAGUE COIN FLIP
3/7/07 9:40 am

J. Y., OWNER: If this is tails you better delete it.

B. A., COMMISSIONER: This is the official coin flip.

Y.: What? No I haven’t started the, the, the…

A.: No, No. This is the official coin flip according to Jim Young, who refused to accept the first coin flip because he didn’t record it correctly. Is this true, Jim?

Y.: I, I don’t want that on there.

A.: Jim, is this true?

Y.: I plead the 8th.

A.: Jim, is this true?

Y.: YES.

A.: YES.

(CROSSTALK)

A.: You refuse to accept the first one because your recording messed up?

Y.: That’s fine. That’s going to lead to a… Yes, yes, yes.

A.: Thank you.

Y.: Alright, see your face?

A.: And yours.

(ORIGINAL COIN TOSS VIDEO BEGINS HERE)

A.: This is the official coin flip. We’ll be using a 1965 U.S. minted quarter. Heads is George Washington’s face. The tail is the eagle.

Y.: Eagle.

A.: Uh, Jim Young will be the official witness. I will be flipping the coin…I will flip it around at random in my hand.

Y.: Random

A.: Heads will be Dan Comstock

Y.: Heads, Comstock

A.: Tails will be Aaron Coats

Y.: Tails, Aaron Coats

A.: Whoever’s side lands up…If heads is up Comstock stays in, tails is up Coats stays in, and I will not look as I flip.

Y.: Do it on three.

A.: Alright.

Y.: One…Two…I see heads you might want to flip it around again. Alright, three.

A.: Heads, Dan Comstock is in.